5/30/11

Day 14 Erotic Truth Challenge - Face Down Azz Up

14. Public sex: do or don’t?





Sometimes things happen might be out after a night of drinking or dancing and get in the mood and cant wait. Pull over on the freeway for a quick romp or some oral sex.


Might pull up at the park and its only you and the boo and decide to be spontaneous, recline the seats and ride u him while the sun sets...but keep ya eye open for the park officer tho. 


i remember some years back me and my then boyfriend decided to stop at a local park after partying hard in the Cleveland flats and layed a blanket out on a bench (kept one in the trunk) and we got it in. Lil did we know someone was watching from a car...i saw them watching but we didn't stop and i didn't tell him. He decided he wanted to hit it from the back so i assumed the position and let him. (face down azz up pic comes in). I had the biggest orgasm that night maybe cause i knew someone was watching or the sex was that damn good. I wouldn't do it now...not to get caught. If the mood arises i don't think i would stop unless it was a crowd.
Get cho freak on....

Day 13 Erotic Truth Challenge - Never Say Never

13. A fantasy you know you will never fulfill




I learned never to say never along time ago all i know is Micheal DeLorenzo from New York Undercover (latin guy) will NEVER be my baby daddy I fixed that lol.
i know i will not have much to say on this one cause i dont wanna jinx myself for the future....NEVER SAY NEVER.

5/29/11

Day 12 Erotic Truth Challenge - A Private Island

12. A fantasy you want to fulfill




hmmm 
a wedding on the beach
you the pastor and me
the sun just right
the breeze gives relief
a private get away 
just you and me
no witnesses
to prove our love to
we consummate our marriage 
under the gazing light of the moon
only one spying on us our those satellite controllers
equipped with a zoom
we make love like wild animals 
sweating panting
sand in my almost not there panties
you prop me on a canopy
and devour my pussy like its laced with candy
7 days and 6 nights of pure fantasy
we have a lifetime to fullfill
them all
lights camera action 
take off them drawls...
~Lykebudda2010~

5/28/11

Day 11 Erotic Truth Challenge - Peanut Butter no Jelly

11. Write a letter to the person you faked it with.. tell em why he/she didn't take you there once and for all…





Dear Just not cutting it,

i suffered for three long months sexually with you. From your heart attack type emotions when i was giving you head (i had to stop to make sure you were ok) to the lame ass head i was obtaining from you that was like watching paint dry. I gave you more than your ass deserved. Crazy thing is you should have been an expert seeing that you dated a bi-sexual woman prior to me. I'm sure she gave you pointers that you never took heed of. My budda drips and when i have to force/fake an orgasm to get your ass off me that's what i'm gonna do. The only thing that help you out was the alcohol and weed i consumed some nights. That's a damn shame I allowed you to have the pleasure of my wet muscle. Never again will I suffer like that again. i will save my Ohhh Daddy and Its all yours for the one who really puts me to sleep. I hope you have took some lessons. Pick up a Karma Sutra book or watch a porno or two... ~Just keeping it real~


Day 10 Erotic Truth Challenge - Keep them 5 Pumps Sucka!

10. A letter to the person you regret screwing .. tell em how you really feel…



Dear Mr. 5 Pumps, 

Although you impressed me on our many dinner dates and our humorous conversations you really didn't do it for me in the bedroom. Your head game was phenomenal all 45+ minutes of it. When you inserted your tool i didn't feel a thing...i had to look down cause i wasn't sure exactly what was going on down there. I attempted to look and see if you were just fingering me but you weren't. If not for the condom slightly rubbing the lips of my vagina i didn't know you were in there. The way you were sweating i would have thought you were killing da pussy but ummm that was short lived. As you unleashed your load i made my decision right there that we would never meat again. I need to feel something a lil more thick and long and you don't fit the bill. I cant be fucking round with someone who penis is the same size as my teenage son. It just wont work. Have a great life and seek out a penile enlargement....and work on your stamina. By the way i wrote something for you a few years back on MySpace too bad you never knew it was all about you. Here it is:

OKAY YALL MY GIRL CALLS ME THIS MORNING TO TELL ME BOUT HER RENDEZVOUS LAST NIGHT AND I WAS IN TEARS. WE SHARE ALL INFO. SHE STARTS OFF SAYING THEY HAD A NICE DATE AND ALL THAT JAZZ. THEY GET TO THE HOUSE AND GET TO GETTING PHYSICAL THEY PETTING AND SHIT IS GETTIN HOT IN THERE. HE STARTS GIVING HER SOME BOMB ASS HEAD SHE IS LOVING IT. SHE GOES TO RETURN THE FAVOR AND HE STOPS HERE SHORT "NAW BABY LEMME PLEASE YOU" (LOL) SO I GUESS THIS GOES ON FOR A WHILE AND SHE SAYS SHE LIKE I WANT SOME D**K (STOPPIN TO GET THIS LAFF OUT) SO HE OBLIGES HER AND PUTS IT IN... YALL THIS FOOL TELLS ME SHE FELT NOTHING! BUT HIM BRUSHING UP AGAINST THE P***Y AND IN 5 PUMPS THIS NUKKA SAYS THIS P***Y BOUT TO MAKE ME CUM SHE DOING THE SCOOBY DOO FACE CAUSE SHE AINT FELT A THING HE IS NOT IN THERE AT ALL LOL (THANK GOODNESS FOR GOOD HEAD) SO IN 5 PUMPS (SHE THINKS SHE STOP COUNTING) LMAO HE BUSTS A NUT....(HELL TO DA NAW I SAID TO HER) HE ASK HERE DID SHE CUM SHE SAID YES TO GET THE DUDE OFF HER AND MIND YOU SHE IS FEELIN THIS DUDE BUT HIS DICK GAME IS GARBAGE. SO HER QUESTION TO ME WAS SINCE THE ORAL THING WAS HAPPENING SHOULD SHE CONTINUE TO SEE HIM EVEN THO HE CAN'T FUK 2 SAVE HIS LIFE?

Sorry dude but I wish we didnt have sex...we prolly would have been great friends today. *shrugs*

5/26/11

Day 9 - Erotic Truth Blog Challenge - Be fruitful and multiply

9. Does your religion/beliefs hinder your sexual expression?


i don't think it really hinders my sexual expression because it is part of who i am. God put us here to procreate, to do that we have to have relations. We always need to respect our bodies and not just do any old body....and try not to be loose. I am a super freak when i am in a relationship and when I'm not i tend to abstain until i feel that person is worthy of my goodies. I don't know bout y'all but i can't be letting no one put dings/scars on my cervix. I love myself too much. I don't think i took heed to my mom's word of not having sex until I'm married..I'm 34 and still not married. what a frustrated biaatch i would be. ~Budda

5/25/11

Day 8 - Erotic Truth Challenge -Taken by force

What is your definition of rape? Date rape?

My definition is anything sexual that is taken by force or intimidation when there has been a vocal/physical declination to an advance. In other words if I don’t invite you to my party and you take it…you raped me. If I said NO, that’s means no mofo!!!

Date rape is the act of the above actions coerced by medicinal mind altering drugs. These drugs can render you helpless, unresponsive, and the memory loss can affect the whole day before the incident as a blur. In and out of consciousness and the sensation to feel pain doesn’t go anywhere. This happens to many college kids and ladies who don’t watch their drinks in bars. O_o my mom told me when I first started stepping out to never leave my drink laying around cause someone could “slip me a Mickey” so I followed directions but i've had a few friends who woke up looking at a stranger and not knowing how they get there.


All in all it’s wrong and it should be punished by castration male or female…rehab isn’t going to cure a rapist. (My opinion)

5/24/11

Day 7 -Erotic Truth Challenge: Dear Puzzymonstah,

Day 7 - Write a letter to the best lover you ever had


Dear Puzzymonstah,
i think of you every now and then
how you used to awaken me in the a.m
with my juices running down your chin
that i got u kno
that smirk...that grin
nothing like waking up with ya thighs spread wide
moaning and pushing ya head further i
eyes closed and the bed is getting wetter
you devour it like a breakfast platter
you didn't stop till u were full no matter
how much i place upon ya face
you banged the pussy out like i owed you an apology
that when i left for work
i had written knowledge of he
all over my face
plastered with that smile
cause he knows that she
would never find another lover
to make love to her as passionate and patient as he.

Day 6 - Erotic Blog Challenge ~ Seduction Installed

6. tell a story of how you seduced someone you must have

Its a rainy Saturday and i called the cable company cause my cable had gone out...they said "we'll send someone out right away ma'am". We all know how that goes so i got comfortable put on some comfortable lounge wear and waited for them to show up cause i was gonna miss my favorite show First48 marathon and i would be steaming. Approximately an hour later there's a knock at the door, its the Time Warner Cable guy coming to help a sister out. I leap to my feet and when i opened the door behold a nice specimen of a chocolate man stood before me and i forgot about my cable installation and wanted some other kind of installment. He asked "where's the problem at" and i said ALL OVER ..he replied pardon me. i snickered and repeated all over the house. As he went from room to room checking my connection i study him, he smelled of Fahrenheit cologne, hair cut sharp, good looking fellow, so  made the decision to go for it (why not you only live once) I asked him bluntly did he have time install some of his cable in me? By his expression, He was taken aback but by the way he licked his lips as his eyes glanced over my hardened nipples and fat azz  i knew i was about to rock his world. He sat me upon the dresser and start kissing me feverishly groping every inch of this thick bodied diva.  i pushed him back and  to unbuttoning his pants and unleashing this massive  dick that was the perfect size for extreme pussy pleasuring. He is playing with my pussy as i give him the best head of his life until he loses his load all over my breast that recieved a hefty coating. I have to feel this dick inside me....i rode that mofo like my life depended on it. His moans turn to praises and i could have sworn i saw a tear come down his face (lol) i turned it around and let him hit it doggy style ...little did i know i was the one in for a ride...he fucked me every which way he could and sucked every last drop of Budda that was released from me in that session. He fixed all my problems that evening... moral of seduction FREE CHANNELS and a on-call Mr. Installation. *wink*

5/22/11

Day 5- Erotic Blog Challenge -Lick me and i'll lick you back...or not

Q: He doesn't Lick/she doesn't suck...deal breaker?


ummm.... imma be truthful and say it was a long time before i would give a man head...yeah i said it. My first experience giving oral sex was nauseating....maybe cause he was trying to force it down my throat.Lol it was salty and gross to me...but felt good when he was penetrating me. This dude was blessed with a "King Kong Dong" and some awesome mouth game so i had to pay the favor back or i knew someone would be more than happy to do it. At this point in my mid thirties its not a deal breaker but it does enhance the sex more and it burns calories keeps those cheeks nice and strong I Love to hear a man moan out in pleasure from the pleasure I'm putting on him it only makes it wetter and better...men i don't know what pleasure you get from sucking down this delectable Budda but i thank ya...a lot. So no i don't think its a deal breaker for me...someone may have had a bad experience you never know.
(ill add the picture later it is the sabbath today lol)

5/20/11

Day 4 Erotic blog challenge - Not even If the Price is Right

Day 4 -If you were approached and offered to do one porno scene for 20,000 would you do it? and why?







Absolutely not! i'm a mother and my goodies are worth far more than $20,000...and for the harassment and judgement i will have to endure that damn sure ain't enough. I'm not gonna hate on those who may have a desperate need for the dough and nothing to lose...hey do ya thang. I can't do it and look at myself with respect after that.

5/19/11

Day 3 erotic Blog challengeS&M? *twists lips* (Flips open dictionary)

1: Sadism and Masochism -The practice of using pain as a sexual stimulant (Urban dictionary)


First i had to look it up cause i didn't know what the hell it consists of. I can say i'm definitely not into that, the only pain i want inflicted on me is the pain of penetration...the good kind. Maybe a light choke here or there but none of that other crazy ish. Spank my azz while i'm riding you that kind of stuff. Those into that can have it...i will pass at this point.

5/18/11

30 Days of Erotic Truth Challenge - "Yep, I'll be your huckleberry" Day II


If you meet someone right now this is a 30 year old virgin, would you be willing to be their first?

Pondering... Pondering.  Yes, yes I would. Why you ask? I think I can transform him into a great lover. You see I’m not afraid to tell a man how to touch me, how to stroke me, how to suck me or fuck me. I will show him all the spots I and other women like to be touched fondled and appreciated. I was surprised when I met a man many years ago who didn’t do oral sex…he didn’t know how. He was biting me and hurting my pleasure palace and I simply guided him on stimulating the clitoris and listening to the woman to find out what pleases her and what doesn’t. I also would tell him to not be afraid of a lil face painting (lmao). I also would teach him the importance of stamina, that if he wants to get/give the best pleasures try eating some pussy between sessions, to keep it popping in there It would be a shame to let that untainted dick go to waste. Never know he might be a natural and come out the gate banging that headboard right. You never know. “I’ll be his huckleberry” *wink*

5/17/11

Pop that Budda Cherry Day I -Erotic Truth


my first time was umm interesting scary and enjoyable. My first just happened to have the same name as Micheal Jackson's Daddy...yep Joseph Jackson. He was a patient one and he waited. My mother was outta town and my sister was somewhere kicking it with her girls. I was 17 and he was 23...yep but i didn't look 17 virgin and all lol. He came over to chill with me and the started with the kissing and petting and soon found his way into my underwear. He begged for it and said he would be gentle very gentle. so of course after him soothing my constant what ifs and nots....he went down on me he was sucking this mofo like a newborn baby and i was loving it. He had me coming before he even broke my hymen....which i think he did cause he knew after he pop[ed that cherry wasnt gonna be no pussy licking. He took the condom out and showed me as he was doing it what he was doing with it and asked was i ready...of course i said no but didnt want to disappoint him by making him wait any longer. He didnt force his nice long thick penis in (memories) he was gentle, his stroke was gentle, his words were gentle and him stroking my face made all the pain seem worth it. He constantly asked if it hurt and from the tear welling up in the corner of my eyes he knew either i was satisfied or in a lot of pain and he stopped. He kissed me from head to toe and told me he would be back in a few with a towel so i could wipe my now gushing vagina off be fore i took a trip to the shower. He came in bathroom as i was in the shower and began to fuck me from the back and with such force i know i was cumming all over his dick... i wasnt into shit talking at the time so his whose pussy is it got no replies lol. After we dried off and i changed clothes and threw the evidence of our lovemaking out he helped me straighten up my moms house and get myself together. i guess i doze off to sleep as we were watching t.v. so he covered me up kissed my forehead and left. We stayed together for bout 2 yrs afterward...and that was my first time with my first love.

30 Days of Erotic Truth Challenge


These are the questions and the challenge is to be honest!!!!
imma keep it real as much as i can remember hollla!!! if you are participating please save the banner and post on your opening blog.


1. The first time you had sex …details please


2. If you meet someone right now that is a 30 year old virgin, would you be willing to be their first? 


3. Your thoughts on S&M..


4. If you were approached and offered to do one porno scene for $20,000, would you do it? and why?


5. She doesn’t suck dick/He doesn’t lick clits…is that a deal breaker?


6. Tell a story about how you would seduce someone you must have …


7. Write a letter to the best lover you’ve ever had.. 


8. What is your definition of rape? Date rape?


9. Does your religion/beliefs hinder your sexual expression?


10. A letter to the person you regret screwing .. tell em how you really feel…


11. Write a letter to the person you faked it with.. tell em why he/she didn't take you there once and for all…


12. A fantasy you want to fulfill


13. A fantasy you know you will never fulfill


14. Public sex: do or don’t?

15. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? tell the story..


16. You are invited to a party that turned into an orgy, you just arrived…what would you like to see? 


17. You walk in your bedroom to find your lover deep in the sexual act with the same sex.. what do you do? 


18. Tell a sexual triangle short story


19. Bukkake? your thoughts..


20. Tell a story of your most embarrassing sexual experience..


21. Make a music playlist you would like to get busy to …(name of artist, title of song, why you choose it)


22. Swinging… your thoughts…


23. Dom/Sub… sexy or just an excuse for men or women to abuse?


24. What is your definition of freaky?


25. What motivates you to hit your orgasmic peak during a masturbation session?


26. Anal sex? are you anal about it?


27. Your man/woman likes to have sex with the same sex. Are you willing to invite this into your bedroom? Why?


28. If you could get your hands on some dick/pussy right now, how would you want it? 


29. What makes you sexy to YOU?


30. write an erotic poem of your choice.. raunchy or classy.. bring it!!!

5/15/11

Erotic Budda

i'm gonna just break down the purpose of this spot...this will be a place where i can let down my weave and be freaky as i wanna be. this place will not be for everyone and i will be doing a challenge here very soon and im so excited sit back and enjoy the vibe of my hotspot...and watch the drips of the budda take u to anotha place.

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