11. Write a letter to the person you faked it with.. tell em why he/she didn't take you there once and for all…
Dear Just not cutting it,
i suffered for three long months sexually with you. From your heart attack type emotions when i was giving you head (i had to stop to make sure you were ok) to the lame ass head i was obtaining from you that was like watching paint dry. I gave you more than your ass deserved. Crazy thing is you should have been an expert seeing that you dated a bi-sexual woman prior to me. I'm sure she gave you pointers that you never took heed of. My budda drips and when i have to force/fake an orgasm to get your ass off me that's what i'm gonna do. The only thing that help you out was the alcohol and weed i consumed some nights. That's a damn shame I allowed you to have the pleasure of my wet muscle. Never again will I suffer like that again. i will save my Ohhh Daddy and Its all yours for the one who really puts me to sleep. I hope you have took some lessons. Pick up a Karma Sutra book or watch a porno or two... ~Just keeping it real~
7 comments:
I was so tired one night I can remmeber faking an orgasm myself.
I have had some pretty foul head in my time. To the point where I had to point out it was a blowjob and not a teethjob. But eating pussy is something that any fool ought to be able to do. Lord knows I've awoken with my face looking like a glazed donut many a day.
*sigh* Seems we all have one or two of these in our lives...
@Reggie you a fool but ur real
@Icnonlybme girl lemme tell ya
*giggling* DAYUM!
**wet muscle**....I heard that before...lol
@kiwi ijs lol
*wink* @Tony
OUCH!!!
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